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Alchemy
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Here’s a hilarious Helen Keller joke!
Do you know what no one saw or heard coming?
Helen Keller’s radical socialist activism for the rights of the poor, women, the disabled. And so people ignored and belittled her politics. They argued a deaf, blind person could not know what she was talking about. And so they reduced her to the safe story of a young girl who overcame disability, and nothing else.
Wait I mean haha she was blind! How funny.
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Eddie Izzard on guns
OMG. People dont understand how much I love this man, and it hurts so. bad. :-)
Oh Eddie!
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Here’s some pictures I’ve been collecting for a cookbook I want to publish
“The Wonderful World of Cooking Pork”man i wish this speciesist “COPS R PIGS LOL” bullshit would finally die out, at least call them “longpigs” or stop fucking doing it alltogether.
it’s not like you can top the word “cop” in terms of shittiness anyway.
I like to call them thugs
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HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE
Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!
NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…
Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.
However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.
A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.
A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.
Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.
The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.
Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!
Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/major signal boost
Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life
This could save many lives, Tell your friends.
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My good friend’s friend, Harry, who left both his legs in Afghanistan. Taken from his Reddit AMA:
Redditor:Do you have phantom limb pain?
Harry:Yeah. Its a mix between a sand blaster and electrical pulses through my legs
Redditor:All the time? How do you function? How do you sleep?
Harry:Sometimes the drugs work but most of the time I just suck it up.
Crying…
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Man, why didn’t I try this whole “do stuff that makes you happy” thing a long time ago?
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